The Rag: St. Mary's has two main newspapers: The Enterprise and the Rag, otherwise known as The St. Mary's Today, our home town version of the National Enquirer. The stories are meant for sensation, and you're not supposed to read it in public. It's meant to be purchased furtively and read in the privacy of your own home. You're no one in this county until you've been maligned in the Rag. Wear it like a badge of honor.